Below, we see the US coaching team dressed in what looks like sailor gear but is actually some of Team USA’s official Ralph Lauren stash.
Dapper.
The question on everyone’s lips, though, is which would you choose? For scones, texting and general romantic merriment.
Chow looks adorable. Geddert appears to be in the best shape- we all know why double breasted blazers were invented, don’t we? No fat gut on his watch. And Mihai Brestyan probably suits the outfit the most out of all of them. I’m going for Artur, though. It’s that grizzly, vodka soaked rubbish attempt at a smile. And the black beret. He looks like he ought to be asleep in a sauna somewhere, with a posse of all his old Red Army buddies. Be still my heart.
Anyway, ever democratic, Stoi! will let the people decide.
We apologise for the lack of a female choice to those whose tastes lean that way. But hey, it’s not our fault Kelli Hill is semi retired. And we all need something to keep us going til podium training.
By Clara

August 1st, 2012 at 12:11 pm
Chow looks like he should be caddie or something,not trying to be mean,but that’s what he looks like.
July 23rd, 2012 at 11:24 am
Chow looks cute with his little smile.
July 23rd, 2012 at 10:41 am
Exciting stuff this- Chow and Brestyan are nearly neck and neck. I do like Mihai’s jovial smile.
C
July 23rd, 2012 at 8:42 am
What got my attention were the white dress shoes. Seriously?
Geddert looks like he’s totally swinging with the prep vibe though. But I’m going with Brestyan. He looks a bit like the jolly green giant but you can imagine that smile dropping off that face in a nanosecond.
July 22nd, 2012 at 10:13 pm
I’m going with Brestyan. He looks distinguished and handsome and harmless, but I bet he’d pull my hair.
July 22nd, 2012 at 2:48 pm
CHow is tooo damn cute!!!! that little boy smile won my vote:-)
July 22nd, 2012 at 2:11 pm
the US uniforms are hideous! this whole nautical look is so 2 seasons ago.
July 22nd, 2012 at 7:58 am
Is this some sort of promo for The Poseidon Adventure?
There’s got to be a morning after …..
July 22nd, 2012 at 5:30 am
I wonder who he’d pick? Thought he’d be getting more love. I like the way he’s accessorising it too. The glasses and chunky watch add a certain something. and his is the most roguish of the grins.
C
July 22nd, 2012 at 5:20 am
Maybe someone should tweet this poll to Geddert…
July 22nd, 2012 at 8:46 pm
Oh god, no. Based on his tweets and blog posts, that ego needs no stroking!